On this rare morning when I was somehow able to shower before 4 p.m. (or at all), I happened to be looking at the shampoo labels and noticed something shocking. Apparently what I thought had been a bottle of shampoo and a bottle of conditioner turns out to be a large and small bottle of just shampoo. No conditioner. I get that I purchased these a few months ago while in a sleep-deprived haze, but how have I gone for MONTHS shampooing my hair twice and thinking I was conditioning one of those times?! I swear my hair felt silkier after "conditioning" it. Awesome.
For lunch I was making baked potatoes. B calls them "botatoes" and the more she said it the more it sounded right and I started wondering if I also called them that. Ever repeat a word so many times you don't know if you're saying it right?
Daily.
Also, she thought I was saying "bacon and botatoes", not "baked potatoes" and kept saying how much she LOVED bacon AND botatoes so I obviously had to make some bacon. And eat some of it. And that is why I'm not skinny. I blame it on the kids. (I obviously have no control over the situation. What kind of human can make bacon and not eat any?)
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I only shampooed and then shampoo conditioned my hair for a week until I realized what I was doing! So this is for you, Carly:
Mirror Mirror
On the wall
I am my mother
After all!!!
Thanks to Tate, I call bridges "fridges" and I know there's more, but I can't think of them now. I just know that I have to stop and think about words I use when Eric's around because I must just be using Tate's words the majority of the time. So, when another adults around I get all jumpy about what words I'm supposed to be using. Does that make sense? Silly.
Ha ha.. I can't even count the number of times I sat in the shower wondering if I had just rinsed out the shampoo or the conditioner... or the times I got out of the shower and dried off only to look in the mirror and realize I never rinsed out the conditioner... or was it the shampoo?!? Whew! Having kids certainly takes a toll on our poor brains!
Hahaha! Life is crazy as a mother of one, so I know yours is even more so with two little ones. Your kitchen aid is SO cool. Thanks for the comment on my blog. I would totally teach you if we lived closer!
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