12/17/11

Stories

This morning our 3 year old daughter told us that her 10 month old brother had "punched her out" and that it happened "in the bushes".
Naturally, Seth and I were horrified to hear this and immediately started interrogating Mister to see if he had really done what he was accused of. He refused to speak. After processing this horror story a bit, some details (actually all the details) didn't seem to quite add up. Upon further questioning we realized this never happened and that it was a complete fabrication. I probably don't need to even mention that this incident has shaken me to my core. Where did she learn to create such falsehoods and also hear about "punching out"?! NURSERY? Do I need to home-nursery her? If this is the type of stuff they're teaching there I just might have to.

3 comments:

shelly said...

Ha ha ha ha ha. Lol. More ha ha ha's. This is funny. I was just reading a Reader's Digest article about a boy's mother who most likely faked an attack (on herself) to accuse the boy's father. She wanted him in jail and out of the picture most likely. This was in L.A. a couple years ago. Just saying. It starts young...
Please know that I'm totally kidding! Brooklyn was just bored and wanted to spice life up a bit. Get yours and Seth's hearts pumping. That's her job as a 3 year old =)

amber said...

This made me smile. :)

Jacquelyn said...

thanks for the good laugh. love that little imagination... if that's what you call it. :)